Tuesday, March 13, 2007
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WTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i was searching the internet for pictures or information on myself but it came out 2 pictures of me and my brother. and i found his blog it has this post which is so damn COOL. timothy and gengfei you guys should watch this since it has so much carnage in it. here are the pictures from my bro's blog.
LOOK AT IT. TO THINK THAT THIS IS MAN MADE IT IS BIGGER THAN OUR SCHOOL.JUST TO TELL YOU THAT THE YELLOW CIRCLE IS A DAMN BULLDOZER.THE MACHINE WAS MADE TO DIG THE GROUND TO COLLECT MORE RESOURCES BUT IT ACCIDENTALLY SCOOPED UP A BULLDOZER.ALOT OF PEOPLE CAME TO SEE IT AS IT WAS A SCENE WHICH NOT MANY COULD WITNESS.
HERE IS A NEWPAPER ARTICLE ABOUT A DAMN STUPID WOMAN ON HU WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE.
Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
"Which of the following is the largest?" A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer." Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
OH AND IF YOU WERE WONDERING HOW MY BROTHER LOOKS. THEN HERE IS A PICTURE.
WELL THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE WROTE SO MANY THINGS IN ONE POST SO I GUESS I WILL JUST PUT ANOTHER SONG TO MAKE IT EVEN LONGER.
HERE IS THE VIDEO OF FERGIE - GLAMOUROUS
FERGIE LYRICS
"Glamorous" (feat. Ludacris)
If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home You say: If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
[B-Section:] We flying the first class Up in the sky Poppin' champagne Livin' the life In the fast lane And I wont change By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
[chorus:] The glamorous, The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life) By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
[Verse:] Wear them gold and diamonds rings All them things don't mean a thing Chaperons and limousines Shopping for expensive things I be on the movie screens Magazines and boogie scenes I'm not clean, I'm not pristine I'm no queen, I'm no machine I still go to Taco Bell Drive through, raw as hell I don't care, I'm still real No matter how many records I sell After the show or after the Grammies I like to go cool out with the family Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang And now I'm in...
[B-section then chorus]
[Ludacris:] I'm talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams You deserve nothing but all the finer things Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us I've got enough money in the bank for the two of us Brother gotta keep enough lettuce To support your shoe fetish Lifestyles so rich and famous Robin Leach will get jealous Half a million for the stones Taking trips from here to Rome So If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
[B-section + chorus x2]
[Verse:] I got problems up to here I've got people in my ear Telling me these crazy things That I don't want to know (fuck y'all) I've got money in the bank And I'd really like to thank All the fans, I'd like to thank Thank you really though Cause I remember yesterday When I dreamt about the days When I'd rock on MTV, that be really dope Damn, It's been a long road And the industry is cold I'm glad my daddy tell me so, he let his daughter know. [x3]
WELL HOPE YOU LIKE ALL THE STUFF THAT I HAVE POSTED TODAY. I WILL BE SEARCHING FOR MORE FUNNY AND STUPID NEWS.AND YOU CAN BET THAT THERE WILL BE MORE COMING YOUR WAY.
